“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.- Bob Moody
“A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still.” – Unknown
“Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said: Wish you were here.” – Steven Wright
“Being human is harder to defy than gravity.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Aspire to inspire before you expire.” – Unknown
“Nobody likes a “knock-off”. Be TRUE to YOU.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out .”- James. B. Conant
“Your attitude determines your altitude.”- Zig Ziglar
“One person with a belief is equal to a force of ninety-nine with only interests.”- John Stuart Mill
“Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.” –Unknown
“While we stop to think, we often miss our opportunity.”- Publilius Syrus
“Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.”- African Proverb
“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.”- Michael Althsuler
“Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.”- Babs Hoffman
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.”- William Makepeace
“People who look down on other people don’t end up being looked up to.”- Robert Half
“If you don’t program yourself, life will program you!”- Les Brown
“It takes a smart person to have the last word and not use it.” Unknown
“There is no danger of developing eyestrain from looking on the bright side of things.”- Unknown
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.”- Sam Ewig
“Procrastination is like a credit card: it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill.”- Christopher Parker
“Being normal is not normal anymore.” -Julia Shalom Jordan
“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.” - Somerset Maugham
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” - Sarah Brown
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs…one step at a time.” - Joe Girard
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.” - Ethel Barrymore
“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” - Albert Einstein
“Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.” - Bertrand Russell
“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.” – George Bernard Shaw
“Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.”- Plato
“If you are too open-minded your brain will fall out.”- Unknown
“If you are 1 in a million, there are 6,000 people just like you.”- Unknown
“All that is not eternal is eternally out of date.”- C.S. Lewis
“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.- Bob Moody
“It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.”- Unknown
“If you don’t like change, you are going to like irrelevance even less.” – General Erick Shineki
“You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London
“The chief enemy of creativity is ‘good’ sense.”- Unknown
“It takes a big man to cry, it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.” – Jack Handy
“Procrastination is the slowest ticket to nowhere.”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said: Wish you were here.” – Steven Wright
“No one is as deaf as the man who will not listen.” -Jewish Proverb
“A lie is halfway around the world before the truth even gets its boots on.” – Unknown
“Nothing heals like laughing—at yourself!” – Julia Shalom Jordan
Ask yourself a question – Is my attitude worth catching? Zig Ziglar
“Bad decisions make good stories.” – Bob Moody
“I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!” – Bob Moody
“I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.” – Bob Moody
“Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. That is where the fruit is.”- Unknown
“If you have an answer for everything you should be a politician or a used car salesman.” Mr. Murphy
“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”-Unknown
“Life is the only race you’ll run where you don’t know where the finish line is.” -Steve Farrar
“Stupidity is also a gift from God, but one musn’t misuse it.” -Pope John Paul II
“Why is common sense so UNcommon?”-Julia Shalom Jordan
“The next time you think your perfect try walking on water.”-Unknown
“Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.”-Unknown
“Jesus is my boss. Got a problem with that? Take it up with ‘da boss!”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“It is NOT cool to NOT care.”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“Shut up and Pray.”- Stormie Omartian
“Every day is a school day..ya learn something new!”-Unknown
“Minimal effort is not REALLY an effort.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“I’m a fool for Christ. Who are you a fool for?” – Unknown
“Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight.”- Unknown
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”- Lily Tomlin
“Does God have a sense of humor? I think your pretty funny.”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“Judge me all you want but please keep the verdict to yourself!” -Jenesia
“My sock misses your mouth.” -Julia Shalom Jordan
“What other people think of you is none of your business.”-Unknown
“Are you sick of yourself YET? Maybe you should think of something else.”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“I don’t know. Ask God.”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“Try Jesus, if you don’t like him, the devil will take you back.”- Unknown
“God loves you and He approves of this message.”- Unknown
“I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.” -Unknown
“Creative thinking should be viewed as an essential supplement to, though not a replacement for, critical thinking.” Lloyd P. Provost
“Those who marry for money end up EARNING it anyway.”- Dr. Phil
“The church is a gift from God, some assembly is required.”- Unknown
“God does not believe in atheists. Therefore, atheists do not exist.” – Unknown
“If God ain’t happy, ain’t NOBODY happy.”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“Don’t make me come down there.”- God
“Stop, drop and roll does not work in HELL.”- Unknown
“Lost? Try GPS (God’s Plan of Salvation) – Unknown
“There is a God. You are not HIM.” – Unknown
“Forbidden fruit makes many jams.”- Unknown
“Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.”- Unknown
“Bad decisions make good stories.” – Bob Moody
“I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!” – Bob Moody
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Unknown
“Eat the Bunny. Remember the CROSS.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Being normal is not so normal anymore.” -Julia Shalom Jordan
“If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.”- Unknown
“A nickel isn’t worth a dime anymore.” -Unknown
“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. ”- Unknown
“Your momma’s Do’s and Don’t effect influence your Will’s and Won’ts!”- Unknown
“I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.” – Bob Moody
“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”- Herm Albright
“Nothing heals like laughing—at yourself!” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Lower your expectations of earth. This isn’t heaven, so don’t expect it to be.” -Max Lucado
“It is not easy being a mom. If it were, fathers would do it.”- Unknown
“Cleaning up after kids is like shoveling during a blizzard.”- Unknown
“The cheapest and best-looking face lift is a smile!”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.” -Bob Moody
“Swallow your pride once in awhile, its non-fattening!”-Diana Wood
“It takes a big man to cry, it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.” – Jack Handy
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.”- Sarah Brown
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs…one step at a time.”- Joe Girard
“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.”- George Bernard Shaw
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.”- Ethel Barrymore
“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.”- Albert Einstein
“Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.”- Bertrand Russell
“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”- George Bernard Shaw
“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”- Somerset Maugham
“When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.” – Walter Lippmann
“Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.”- Plato
“My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.” – Montaigne
”I cannot afford to waste my time making money.” – Louis Agassiz
“The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.”- German Proverb
“Cotton-pickin’-ninny-muggins!” – Elf
“It’s a shame that stupidity can’t be converted into a usable energy source” – Renee Watroba
“Good decisions come from experience and experience comes from bad decisions.” – Samantha Bezuidenhout
“No one is as deaf as the man who will not listen.” -Jewish Proverb
“The only reason people talk behind your back is because your running in front of them and they hate it. Keep running!” – Patrycia Krol
“Freedom of speech encompasses precisely the freedom to annoy, to ridicule, and to offend.”- Robert Spencer
“A lie is halfway around the world before the truth even gets its boots on.” – Unknown
“If you have nothing to say, say nothing.” – Mark Twain
“How many calories does a smile burn? Just DO it.” –Julia Shalom Jordan
“It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.”- Unknown
“If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with a little rain!” Dolly Parton
“The louder you get the more wrong you sound.”- Unknown
“You can’t get HIGER than JESUS. Let’s get HIGH!” -Julia Shalom Jordan
“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style!”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“Stupidity is also a gift from God, but one musn’t misuse it.” -Pope John Paul II
“A fool doesn’t like wisdom, he likes encouragement.”-Julia Shalom Jordan
“Jesus is my drug. I am addicted. Don’t send me to rehab.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Don’t make me come down there.”- God
“Minimal effort is not REALLY an effort.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“My sock misses your mouth.” -Julia Shalom Jordan
“What other people think of you is none of your business.”-Unknown
“Are you sick of yourself YET? Maybe you should think of something else.”- Julia Shalom Jorda
“I’m a JESUS freak. Who are YOU a freak for?”- Unknown
“You know your getting older when sensible shoes start making sense!”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.”- Unknown
“If you want to get somewhere in life, you must get off the couch.”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“If I must have wrinkles, give me happy ones!” – Unknown
“Time, be kind. Quit with those wrinkles and lines.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Beauty sleep does not come cheap. It costs me nine hours!” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Computers. They are touchy yet unemotional.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Don’t argue with stupid people. They’ll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.” Doug Greene
“I can’t tolerate intolerant people.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Words are valuable. Except for empty ones.”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“How can a person who knows everything be wrong?” – Frank Wilson
“Don’t just be interested, be interesting.” – Luci Swindoll
“I don’t try to be annoying. Let’s just say I’m “gifted”. – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Fools don’t recognize wisdom. It goes against their modus operandi.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“If your outgo exceeds your income than your upkeep will be your downfall.”- Unknown
“I’ve figured out my problem: I am not perfect, but I am a perfectionist.”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“Don’t let the Joneses get you down.”- The Temptations
“When you don’t respect yourself it shows…everywhere.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“I find people who are easily offended offensive. Does that offend you?” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Personality is a gift that money can’t buy.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“It’s not that I’m not a ‘people person’, I’m just not a ‘stupid people’ person.” – Unknown
“Beauty is a pain but ugly hurts worse.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Fitness is the sickness that cures all others.” – Kendra Bilodeau
“If you don’t have anything nice to say, quote someone who does.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.” – Steven Wright.
“I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and watch someone doing it for hours.”- Jerome K. Jerome
“I don’t mind aging, I just don’t want to be a day older.” – Joan Rivers
“The point of quotations is that one can use another’s words to be insulting.” – Amanda Cross.
“Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.” – Euripids
“I am glad I’m not “normal”. I find that word insulting.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“I never let schooling interfere with my education.” – Mark Twain.
“Where facts are few experts are many.” – Donald R. Gannon.“There is no danger of developing eyestrain from looking at the bright side of things.” – Joyce Meyer
“Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.”- Sharon Gonzalez
“We didn’t come from monkeys and I can prove it to you. Monkeys know how to take care of their kids” –Perry Stone
“If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.” – Unknown
“You know your getting older when sensible shoes start making sense!”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.”- Unknown
“If you want to get somewhere in life, you must get off the couch.”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“If I must have wrinkles, give me happy ones!” – Unknown
“Time, be kind. Quit with those wrinkles and lines.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Beauty sleep does not come cheap. It costs me nine hours!” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Computers. They are touchy yet unemotional.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Don’t argue with stupid people. They’ll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.” Doug Greene
“I can’t tolerate intolerant people.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Words are valuable. Except for empty ones.”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“How can a person who knows everything be wrong?” – Frank Wilson
“Don’t just be interested, be interesting.” – Luci Swindoll
“I don’t try to be annoying. Let’s just say I’m “gifted”. – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Fools don’t recognize wisdom. It goes against their modus operandi.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“If your outgo exceeds your income than your upkeep will be your downfall.”- Unknown
“I’ve figured out my problem: I am not perfect, but I am a perfectionist.”- Julia Shalom Jordan
“Don’t let the Joneses get you down.”- The Temptations
“When you don’t respect yourself it shows…everywhere.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“I find people who are easily offended offensive. Does that offend you?” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Personality is a gift that money can’t buy.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“It’s not that I’m not a ‘people person’, I’m just not a ‘stupid people’ person.” – Unknown
“Beauty is a pain but ugly hurts worse.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“Fitness is the sickness that cures all others.” – Kendra Bilodeau
“If you don’t have anything nice to say, quote someone who does.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.” – Steven Wright.
“I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and watch someone doing it for hours.”- Jerome K. Jerome
“I don’t mind aging, I just don’t want to be a day older.” – Joan Rivers
“The point of quotations is that one can use another’s words to be insulting.” – Amanda Cross.
“Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.” – Euripids
“I am glad I’m not “normal”. I find that word insulting.” – Julia Shalom Jordan
“I never let schooling interfere with my education.” – Mark Twain.
“Where facts are few experts are many.” – Donald R. Gannon.“There is no danger of developing eyestrain from looking at the bright side of things.” – Joyce Meyer
“Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.”- Sharon Gonzalez
“We didn’t come from monkeys and I can prove it to you. Monkeys know how to take care of their kids” –Perry Stone
“If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.” – Unknown